tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4051458786304552571.post6329106914089653209..comments2023-10-31T09:12:50.990+00:00Comments on Womble on Tour: Is This Some Kind Of Bloody Joke ?Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4051458786304552571.post-60484494159293358732008-06-27T12:28:00.000+01:002008-06-27T12:28:00.000+01:00OK, it's a fair cop(y), I pasted. Guilty as charg...OK, it's a fair cop(y), I pasted. Guilty as charged.AloneManhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17435048420998106381noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4051458786304552571.post-51511773687921124522008-06-26T20:29:00.000+01:002008-06-26T20:29:00.000+01:00Did you really type "The British Standards Institu...Did you really type "The British Standards Institution (BSI) want to force us to have our trees inspected in case they fall down on anyone" out twice or did you cut and paste it?<BR/><BR/>Oh and hahahaha at the poor use of English (not by you, by them, of course!)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4051458786304552571.post-15236876944490516032008-06-24T13:08:00.000+01:002008-06-24T13:08:00.000+01:00Here are some more ways to die :-Annual death stat...Here are some more ways to die :-<BR/>Annual death statistics (2006):<BR/><BR/> * Lightning - 3<BR/> * Trees - 6<BR/> * Travelling on a bus or coach - 19<BR/> * Drowning in a bath - 30<BR/> * Run over by a train - 37<BR/> * Falls from ladders - 49<BR/> * Falls from beds - 86<BR/> * Cyclists- 146<BR/> * Drowning - 350<BR/> * Fires - 491<BR/> * Car passenger/drivers - 1,600<BR/>I look forward to a visit from the bed inspectors.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03179074286320239219noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4051458786304552571.post-70339051288401547562008-06-24T03:06:00.000+01:002008-06-24T03:06:00.000+01:00More people die in the UK... from shoving items li...More people die in the UK... from shoving items like light bulbs and chair legs up their arses, than AIDS... certainly a lot more than from treefall. Last time I checked, it was about 400 per anus, sorry annum.<BR/><BR/>So, beware, the arsehole inspector cometh. If you happen to shove a Leylandii up your bum, you could end up with a house full of inspectors and irate neighbours.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com