Getting Irate So That You Don't Have To

Getting Irate So That You Don't Have To

Sunday 25 December 2011

Letter To The Boxing Day Daily Mirror

Dear Lovely Fluffy, Non-Phone-Hacking (cos they'd never do that, oh no) Daily Mirror,

Just before I shoot the extended relatives whom I hate dearly (wife & children are fine, actually) I'd just like to say "hello" to all your lovely readers because where I'm going the vindictive and evil arms of the Tory-run State will not let me communicate with you. I think you're all gorgeous and your politics is fantastic and your paper has the best picture editor (or whatever she is) in the world. You're very lucky to have her. And she's a Womble.

Have a wonderful 2012, and just remember, we all hate the Sun, don't we ?

Love 'n' revolution,
Womble On Tour

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